Self Surgery Update

Man, this is not working.

Now I have a big mole with three strings tied around it. It had swollen up and got all nasty like it was going to work, but now it is pretty much normal. Of course, now I have the problem of three strings that I cannot get off.

I am totally going to have to just cut that bad boy off with a razor. I will not be able to do it, and I have to say that I am a little worried that whoever is going to do it will either not cut fast or smoothly enough and it will hurt a lot OR that they will not cut close enough to the skin and I will end up with a little mole lump left over. Gross.

People keep telling me to go to the doctor, but NO. This has become a mission now. What do you people think? Add another string? Cut it off? Go to the doctor? Anything I have not thought of?